whole-brain-dominant:

srsly me

wholove:

'Doctor Who: Peter Capaldi promises 'no flirting' with sidekick in new series'

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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

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myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

black-nata:

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:

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EVERYONE DEAD.

listoflifehacks:

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me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

veganasana:

cyborgpotatogifs:

EASILY DISTRACTED

he’s my fave omfg

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