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saddeer:

the only vine that mattersΒ 

deaneggsandsam:

adult: β€œdo u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

snoipahscoot:

i fucking hate the way i feel after waking up from a nap so much i dont understand anythign thats goign on hwere the fuck am i is this twilight town is this hallow bastion wheres my keyblade

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him Β this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

Historian and Feminist Scholar Gerda Lerner

medieval-dickweed:

does your uterus just ever clench up randomly when you’re not on your period and it makes you want to clutch your abdomen and whisper

β€œyou get one week out of every month so shut the fuck up you little bitch”

alright thank you math teacher for promising to fix the grade on my project in order to bump me up

thanks for not doing that when you said you would

thanks

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